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It's a sunny day. You are walking through the woods.You are on a quest for Adventure, but you don't know what kind of adventure is out there. You see a [[Redshack]] shack and a [[Whiteshack]] shack. Which do you choose?You have entered the Red shack! You have found a couple items. A [[Tin cup]], [[Musket]], and a [[Civil war era Medallion]]. Choose oneYou have entered the White shack! You have located a Teleporter, with no markings or directions. You see a lever. Do you [[pull]] it, or [[Push]] it?The tin cup has a name on the bottom. Wiz Khalifa. Do you [[keep]] it, or [[leave]] it?You have picked up the Musket. Engraved on the side is the words [[Make America Great Again]]. This medallion has no use to you, but it is pretty cool because when else are you going to find Civil War memorabilia in a shack in the woods?? NEVER. [[Start]]You pulled the lever. You fall into a secret room under the shack. Pictures of Hunter Faulkner are hung throughout the room. You wander throughout the room and find light coming from underneath a door. Do you [[open]] the door, or try to [[find]] a way out??You have pushed the lever. The ground starts shaking, you find yourself dissoriented and you don't know where you are. You hear a loud sound. You hear a loud YEE YEE. A Redneck with a shovel charges you, do you [[Run]] or [[fight]]?Congrats!You have chosen to keeo the tin cup with Wiz Khalifa's name on it. Sadly, this grant's you nothing special on your quest. [[Start]]You decide to be a good samaritan and leave the cup for your boy Wiz. You walk out and decide to go [[home]]You weakling. You ran from the Yeehaw and you have no fallen into a endless pit of death with Johhny Cash singing "Ring of fire" on repeat. [[Start]]The Yeehaw charges and you counter his attack. You grab the shovel from his hands, wack him upside the head and he falls. Do you celebrate by [[Taking the L]] on his body, or do you [[Default Dance]] on him??You have decided to take the l on the yeehaws body. Because of your toxicity your knee blows out and you bleed to death. Don't be toxic.;)
[[Start]]You have humiliated the yeehaw with this treacherous dance. You have no respect for the filthy yeehaw. A strong vortex teleportes you back to the teleporter you used earlier. A trophy is bestowed upon you and you have found your adventure you were looking for. Congratulations as Post Malone would say. You have won. [[Start]]You have now obtained the most American weapon in the world. You decide to go [[shoot]] this amazing display of Americanism. You open the door. Its a hallway lit up with lights switching on and off. You feel a cool breeze and you get goosebumbs and a severe coldchill. In the distance you see a large cat-man run at you with a bat. You hear "OH YEAH" in a Michael Myers voice. He charges. You feel a piercing in your stomach. He whispers in your ear as you get cold. " You're ugly, just like your Mom." [[Start]]
<img src ="https://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2017/04/04043922/Screen-Shot-2017-04-04-at-20.35.01.png" />You have found a secret hatch in the dirt ceiling and have escaped the creepy underground room. You continue through the woods with your life. You decide to go [[home]]You have walked out of the shack and you are preparing to load the musket. You do all of the neccesary steps to load the rifle. You hear a sizzle. BOOM the musket has exploded in your face because you used the wrong caliber ball. [[Start]]You reach your house and really have accomplished nothing. BUT. You did have a good time exploring the wild outdoors. Adventure is out there! [[Start]]